Ten times in Genesis, the phrase “These are the descendants of…” is stated. It’s used to introduce all of the Old Testament patriarchs, except one: Abraham. Why is this? Because the descendants of Abraham are innumerable. Not only that: we are descendants of Abraham by faith (Galatians 3:29).Genesis didn’t list Abraham’s descendants because it was something that could not yet be listed.
— Dan Mohler (via godmoves)
I’m so sexually frustrated when they asked “what pops up” just now on Family Feud I said “a dick…”
THIS BITCH FUCKING SAID IT YAAAAAAS
One time, the question was, “name something that might hit you when you’re walking in the park,”
And someone said a car.